What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

Do you believe that the portrayal of smoking in films and music videos contributes to the glamorization of cigarettes in society?

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

-mwahh

What smell will you never forget?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

What real evidence is there to believe in legends such as the story of Atlandida or the lost continent of Lemuria?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”